Funyuns are great for when you want a snack and don’t want to hear what you’re watching on tv. 

#funyuns  #loud chewing  #nom  

Please keep my third cousin’s boyfriend in your prayers. He was critically injured when opening his mail and received a paper cut. Will update more later.

#facebook vigils  

Don Draper makes me self-conscious and insecure.

#don draper  #mad men  

It took me 2 days to come up with the title and URL for this blog. While trying to select a name, I was very carefully considering if I would be embarrassed by it if I became tumblr famous. What if I was featured on the Today Show? Would I be comfortable with Ann Curry saying the name of my blog? That’s why I don’t like the URLs like ‘cunt-666-nigger-princess.’ When making a decision one should always consider whether they would be comfortable discussing it with Ann Curry.  

#ann curry  #life choices